Episode 4

Saturday August 16, 2008

Kelly had finally moved into her new on campus apartment (in the brand spanking new dorms) and was thrilled to be back at school. She had fully moved in and was unpacking her things. Her boyfriend, whom she had not seen in a few weeks, had also finally moved in to the same building. They were going to head out for a while, and as they were leaving Kelly's apartment, Kelly realized that she had forgotten something. She had forgotten the wallet thing that held her VCU ID. On the key ring attached to the wallet were attached Kelly's Keys to her new room. so Kelly had to go and ask the RA on call to unlock her out of her room. When Kelly got down to the office, it turned out that no one had locked themselves out of their rooms yet, as it was the first day the building was open. So Kelly was the first person to lock herself out of her froom of the new building.

Embarrassing and Unfortunate.

Episode 3

Sometime in July of the summer of 2008, Kelly was enjoying her second summer on the Jimmy Jamestown Staff. She was at the Pool talking to the other staff when Bug pointed out that Kelly had a frog on her hat. A REAL frog.

the frog that jumped into my mouth!

Kelly was thrilled that a cute little frog sat on her hat and wanted to look at it. So Kelly went to sit down and put the hat on her lap to better observe the frog.
While talking to the adult volunteer next to her, the frog jumped: RIGHT INTO HER MOUTH!!!

gross, and unfortunate.

Episode 2

Friday, April 25, 2008

After waking from a refreshing mid-day nap, Kelly was getting up so as not to be late for an appointment she had in about 20 minutes. As she twisted her body so she could slide down of the top of the bunk beds (Kelly being on the top), she slipped. As Kelly fell off her bunk bed, she hit her arms on both planks of wood that supported the two beds. When she landed, she hit her head on the closet and landed on her ankle. After trying to stand but failing, Kelly laid on the floor for about 10 minutes. Eventually she got up, limping towards her appointment. Now Kelly is bruised and swollen with a slight limp.

How unfortunate.

Episode 1

Monday March 31, 2008

On the way to class, an anxious Kelly was rushing towards the elevator trying not to be late for class. After waiting the seemingly excruciatingly long 3 minutes for the elevator, Kelly decided that she needed to take down her pony tail. As she took down the pony tail, the elevator doors finally opened. As she walked into the elevator, she bent her head forward to scratch her head. Yet this was not a great idea. Her glasses were slightly too large for her long and thin face. As she crossed the thresh hold from her dormitory hallway to the elevator, her glasses fell into the wide crack between the hall and elevator, falling the 14 stories down the elevator shaft.

Thus Kelly is without her glasses until the elevator company can come and retrieve them from the bottom of the elevator shaft, if they can retrieve them in one piece.

How unfortunate...lol